In The
New United States of America,
everything will be different:
New United States of America,
everything will be different:
- Kefir is the new cottage cheese.
- Rome, Georgia is the new Paris, Francis.
- Light is the new dark.
- Dairy farms are the new credit default swaps.
- Canada is the new Mexico.
- Blasphemy is the new hegemony.
- 71is the new 69.
- Polygamy is the new bigamy.
- Woodchucks are the new beavers.
- Gary is the new Indiana.
- Fruxus is the new fraxis.
- Two in the bush is the new bird-in-the-hand.
- Obama is the new Elvis.
- Dogshit is the new bullshit.
- Grass-fed tofu is the new beef.
- Cocksucker is the new mutherfucker.
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