NUSA Department of Cultural Transmutation

Tuesday, June 30, 2009 at 5:09 PM
In The
New United States of America,
everything will be different:
  • Kefir is the new cottage cheese.
  • Rome, Georgia is the new Paris, Francis.
  • Light is the new dark.
  • Dairy farms are the new credit default swaps.
  • Canada is the new Mexico.
  • Blasphemy is the new hegemony.
  • 71is the new 69.
  • Polygamy is the new bigamy.
  • Woodchucks are the new beavers.
  • Gary is the new Indiana.
  • Fruxus is the new fraxis.
  • Two in the bush is the new bird-in-the-hand.
  • Obama is the new Elvis.
  • Dogshit is the new bullshit.
  • Grass-fed tofu is the new beef.
  • Cocksucker is the new mutherfucker.

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